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Honeymoon.
We’re trying to figure out where to go on our honeymoon and so far we’re stuck on Thailand or South Africa. I love animals so I’m all about Africa, but I’m also really into butlers so I want to go to...
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A Nice Thought
Warning. This is a lazy post. I’m overwhelmed with shit right now and haven’t had time to write something even remotely entertaining. However, I WILL! I WILL PREVAIL! Sometimes when I’m feeling...
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The Big Cheat: The Truth About Italian Men
Sleezy Dude, All Like, “Whaaaat? I had pizza for lunch.” A few weeks ago I was having a drink with a friend of mine; we were talking about relationships when he said, “I am actually surprised that you...
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The Walking Dead:He Loves me, He loves me A lot.
Watching The Walking Dead With Francesco. Me: “What would you do if I turned into a zombie?” F: “I would put you in a room and feed you other humans.”True love, my friends. Tagged: francesco, humor,...
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Moving To Florence: Studying And Living
A lot of people who read this blog are either drunk or interested in moving to Italy, or both, which is why my community of readers are both fun and adventurous and basically better than everyone...
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Shit Italian Dads Say
This is a great American comedic actress with (I believe) an Italian immigrant father. She basically sums up the older generation perfectly. Oddly enough, you would never be able to tell from the wig...
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Wishing You All A Happy New Year And 2013 In Review
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog, and basically everyone is just here for the Zebra sex. F left his crown in the car “on accident.” 2013 In Review...
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3 Women Of Different Nations Hold The World Together By Talking Shit On...
Some of our friends drove down to Cassino to see F and I, while we were staying at his parents apartment a few weeks ago before the holidays. The dudes went out to do some running around and they left...
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Valentines Day: Seducing Your Partner The Italian Way
“If you fill a room with women, Italians, and men from the US, the American men would have no chance. That’s just a fact.” -My Super Humble Husband I wouldn’t say that all Italian men are romantic...
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Oh, Angelo: Possibly The Hottest Italian Man Living In Florence
A month ago some friends of mine from the AZ area joined me and Francesco in Florence for a week. For the first part of our trip we stayed in an Airbnb apartment near Santo Spirito. The apartment was...
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As We Speak, The Sounds
As we speak, Francesco is lying in the backyard bleeding to death. At least, that’s what I’m imagining since I left him unsupervised with a weed-whacker. You would think that his life calling was to be...
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